Ang Laki Mo Na! Part 2: RR Herrera
Itey na ang part 2 ng pinakaaabangang series na pinamagatang "Ang Laki Mo Na!". Ang ookrayin natin today ay ang mashubis at cute na cute na child star na si RR Herrera! Nanoseline natin sya sa show na naging breeding ground ng mga chikiting na malaki ang potential na maging big stars at maging mga homosekswal in the future! Ano pe beh? Eh di "Eh Kasi Bata!". Super big example ng mga "pambalaki" na itechiwa ay sina Aiza Seguerra at LA Lopez!
So kamustahin naman natin ang life ni RR after nyang mawalan ng karir. Well... wala naman masyado nangyari. Shubis pa rin sya! hahaha! Pero for me lalo sya naging gwapo in fairview ha! Ang pinakamalaking chika ever sa kanya noon ay nang matsismis sya na bowakels sya ng isa pang dating child star na half-breed ng preying mantis sa kapayatan at giraffe dahil mas mahaba pa sa edsa ang leeg nya. Sinetch itetch? Eh di si Jaypee de Guzman! At may nareadaloo pa akembang sa isang forum online na umamin ever na daw ang dalawa at live in na daw sila! May ganon?!
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Eniwei, ipe-paste ko ditey ang eksena sa Friendster profile ni RR with matching side comments from your resident Bilatsina Mean Girl:
Male, 28
Single - aba at break na pala sila ni JP
Interested In: Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners - ayon naman pala ang dahilan, nakatikim ng kipay kaya straight na ulit sya!
Hometown: Quezon City
College: Ateneo De Manila University - wow edukado! pwede nya akong buhayin at sustentuhan!
Last Login: 4 days - at mukhang hindi naman sya masyadong busy with his life. Within a week ay nakakacheck pa sya ng Friendster! I-message ko nga mamaya... hmmm...
College/University: Ateneo De Manila University, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree
Occupation: Managing director, events co. - ayan... sosyalero pa rin naman pala ang nyoylet na itey. May eksenang events coordinator!
Hobbies and Interests: Singing, Dancing, Acting, Eating, watching movies (No, I really looove movies!) - hmmm... singing and dancing? Parang high school slum book lang ha. At EATING! Hindi halata ha. Pero parang sarap nya hug. Mahilig din pati sya watch ng movies? Siguro may koleksyon sya ng mga pelikula na nilabasan nya. Nilabasan?! May ganon?!
Favorite Movies: My Sassy Girl, Van Wilder, I Am Sam
Favorite Music: Musicals, slow sentimental songs, pop, alternative rock, whatever - Ano kayang tunog ng mga kantang "Whatever?" Wala pa ako napapakinggan na ganong genre ng music.
Favorite TV Shows: Friends, Dawson's Creek, Melrose Place, Eh Kasi Bata (HAHAHA) - Syempre tangkilikin ang sariling pinagtrabahuhan!
Zodiac Sign: Aries
About Me: Hmmm, how should I start? I dunno...just read the testimonials. I think that should give you a pretty accurate account of how I am as a person. 
Hmmm, what else? I really can't write this right now. I promise to change this soon! (yeah, I promise!) - Mukhang ginawa nya ito nung bagong bukas pa lang ang friendster nya. Ka-imbei ha, hindi sya marunong tumupad ng promise. Kamusta naman yan, ilang taon na ang friendster account nya hindi pa rin nya binabago ang "About Me" cherfer nya!
Who I Want to Meet: Anyone... old time friends I've lost touch with, classmates, people from the industry, gym people, orgmates, ANYONE! - Gym people?! At mahilig ata sya sa mga maskulado. Hahaha! ORGY mates? Erbog ha!
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So excited na ba kayo sa nyiktures ni papa bear RR Herrera? Well enjoy!
Ang gwapo noh? Kahit chubby sya kraz ko na sya!
Currently listening to: Closer by Ne-Yo
Currently feeling: nakukyutan kay RR
Posted by bilatsina at 05:27 PM |
Lungkot-lungkutan Portion
Habang nagbubugei si watashi with Elfie na naka-muk up galore ang fez, nagtekathon ang bowakels ko. Nasa balaysung daw sya sa Paranaque with his friendakels na si Pat at nagbubugarette session with his kuya. Mukhang enjoyment to the superlative degree sila don. Chikahan at kulitan for life daw ang eksena. Kulitan... hmmm... pag akey nakikipagkulitan sa mga friendiva ko minsan may eksenang kurutan at laftir na mala-mahjongera. Ganon din kaya sila? Eniwei, nalungkot lang akembang. Inggitera kasi ako. Malapit na kame mag 4 years ng bowamae kez pero never ko pag na-meet ang mga shofatembang nya. Haayy... feeling ko kasi kinakahiya ako ni bowa. May discreetness factor kasi sya. Wala sya kamag-anak na nakakaalam na beckymae sya. Pero diba, pwede naman nya ako ipakilala na friendship nya? I guess masyado kasi ako flamboyant. Keri ako pagkamalan na straight kung titingnan lang ako. Wag mo lang ako pagsalitain at for sure mas malansa pa sa palengke ang pagka-obvious na badet ako. Kasalanan ko ba na boses babae ako? Ayoko naman i-change ang sarili ko para lang matanggap ako ng family nya... Haayyy... kalungkot talaga. 
P.S.
Mukha naman akong straight diba? Ang gwapo ko nga eh... malaki nga lang ilong.
Currently listening to: If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5 featuring Rihanna
Currently feeling: sad
Posted by bilatsina at 07:28 PM |
Ano bang meron kay Megan Fox?
Nareadaloo ni watashi sa blog entry ni Gaget na si Megan Fox ang number 2 sa FHM Philippines' Sexiest Women. Unang reaction ko, BUKEETTTT?!!! Witchelles ko talaga sha bet. Noseline ni watashi na madaming nagagandahan sa kanya. At baka dahil dito sa entry na to, madami mag-abang saken sa labas ng office para bugbugin ang napaka-fragile kong hot na fez at katawan. Una ko sya napanood sa Transformers. After that, wala nako nasightsivang ibang movie nya.
Baket ko di ko sya like? Ang tapang ng mukha nya! Pang kontrabia fatale ang eksena. Di sya keri leading lady. Pagsamahin mo ang katapangan ng fezlak ni Cherrie Gil, Princess Punzalan of Mula Sa Puso days at Bella Flores and you'll get Megan Fox. Pwede rin pala syang pokpok... tsaka drag queen na rin based on the first photo sa baba. Opinion ko lang naman itey noh. Sorry naman sa mga fans nya. Hehehe.
Currently listening to: When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls
Currently feeling: Laitera mode
Posted by bilatsina at 06:58 PM |
Para kay Ryan... ang katsokaran ko sa inuman... Kaya mo yan Pare!
I was saddened by the news that my friend Ryan and his girlfriend broke up after 5 years, 5 months and 12 days of being together as a couple. He's currently in Singapore and I couldn't find any other way of comforting him aside from writing this blog post. Having been in numerous breakups myself, I can say I'm a BreakUp survivor.
I've read online that the second most intense life stress is loss of love. The first one being death. Both, in most cases, result in the physical removal of someone special from your life. Both result in the loss of a way of life we have become familiar with. The difference between the two is that with death, you have the peace of knowing you were in your lost loved one's heart and that you were not abandoned purposely, cast aside or rejected. With breakups, even though you have the assurance that they are still alive somewhere on this Earth, their love was intentionally withdrawn from you. They opted to leave you. We no longer have their presence nor their care. They no longer want us. Sad, but true.
Whenever someone we love deemed us unworthy of their love and affection, we experience grief over the loss of their mental, emotional and spiritual presence, along with our own sense of value and self-worth. We feel rejected, not good enough, not lovable, unwanted and cast aside. We feel taken for granted and unappreciated for all the things we have done for them.We have gone from being everything to being nothing in a blink of an eye. But have you ever thought what kind of person we'd be if we didn't grieve? Doesn't our grief stem from our having been loving, devoted, caring, committed, trusting and involved? Would we really want to be the type of person that is cold, callous, without emotion and self-centered that we could easily just dismiss such a breakup and walk away unscathed?
The hardest thing for someone going through a breakup is fighting those relentless urges to contact the ex. What usually goes through our head is, "I just need some closure." "I just need some answers 'why'.", "I just want to hear their voice, see their face..". These things seem pathetic but we've all done it. At the back of our minds, we are still hoping that somehow, we can still make it work and that the relationship doesn't have to end.
We can go all day sulking and feeling depressed but it all boils down to one point... it's over. It's not called FALLING in love if it doesn't hurt after we finally hit the ground. So how does someone get over a breakup? My advise is, try NOT to get over it... at least not as quickly as you'd want it to be. We all need time to be miserable, to spend days and nights thinking of nothing but our ex. Because these are the things that make us stronger. A battered heart is more precious than a heart that has not felt any pain at all. Don't even try to think of ways on how to forget your ex. Because we really couldn't. The love we have for that person will always remain... even if you've found a new love it is always there. It might not be as intense as what it was during the time that you were together... but the feeling that at one time during your journey called LIFE, that person has given you memories that will last a lifetime.
For you Aryan, my drinking session buddy, here's a song from Allure... All Cried Out.
All alone on a Sunday morning
Outside I see the rain is falling
Inside I'm slowly dying
But the rain will hide my crying, crying, crying
And you
Don't you know my tears will burn the pillow
Set this place on fire
'Cause I'm tired of your lie
All I needed was a simple "Hello"
But the traffic was so noisy that you could not hear me cry
(I) I gave you my love in vain
My body never knew such pleasure,
My heart never knew such pain
(And you) You leave me so confused
Now I'm all cried out, over you.
Cryin' over you, yeah
Never wanted to see things your way,
Had to go astray
For why was I such a fool (Why was I such a fool)
Now I see that the grass is greener
Is it too late for me to find my way home,
How could I be so wrong?
Leaving me all alone
Don't you know my tears will cause an inferno
Romance of these flames,
Why should I take the blame?
You were the one who left me neglected (So sorry baby)
Apology not accepted
At me to the broken hearts you've collected
(I) I gave you all of me (Gave you all of me)
How was I to know,
You would weaken so easily
(I) I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
Now I'm all cried out (All cried out)
Over you
(I) I gave you my love in vain
My body never knew such pleasure,
My heart never knew such pain
And you
You left me so confused
Now I'm all cried out
Now I'm all cried out
Over you
Currently listening to: Take A Bow by Rihanna
Currently feeling: Feelinggerrang Dr. Love
Posted by bilatsina at 06:14 PM |
Undressing David Beckham
David Beckham is the newest Armani endorser. I can't think of anyone else more befitting of the part especially since this guy is such a hottie! He does not have any inhibitions and the pictures below would attest to that. Enjoy! Uyyy... nagmamagandang inglisera mode ang bakla!
Koment lang noh... Hindi pala sya tuli... hihihi!
Currently listening to: Kailangan pa bang imemorize yan?! Syempre, What Should I Do?
Currently feeling: Awed
Posted by bilatsina at 04:01 PM |
